Gents, listen up. If you want to score with the ladies online, try one of the following:
10. So, I see you can spell…
9. I have always wanted a cat.
8. That’s not my current girlfriend in the photo. I swear.
7. Come here often?
6. WoW is one of my greatest passions in life.
5. You kind of look like my Mom. And my sister.
4. I really like ketchup.*
3. I’m in a band.
2. Do you have a few minutes to talk about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?
1. My wife really liked your profile.
Weirdest Date Award: A guy once made reference to his love for ketchup in an email. I thought it was a joke. Then he put ketchup on a slice of carrot cake and savored it. To make matters worse, I told another guy about this classic story and he said, “You are not the first person to tell me about this guy.” KetchupGuy gets around!
